Two jailbait girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two jailbait girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back, back again
Anon’s back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back. guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back

We created a monster, 'cos nobody wants to
See lolling no more they want newfags
They’re much better
Well if you want lulz, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of /b/ will get you to laugh quicker
Some traps that will get my to heart flicker
Then a shock when I get shocked by a mindfucker
Or by the hentai porn that im observating
’Cos im rocking my desk with my masturbating!
Hey, you waited this long for good debating
But got trolled instead ‘cos /b/’s ovulating
I know guys like to act all brainy
But lurk moar fag, cos its complicated!
So I guarantee that 4chan /b/
Will let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down with an EFG
But I got /b/lackup from 4chan /b/
So, come on and click, there’s CP on that pic
Sit back jiggle your dick and wiggle a bit
And get ready, 'cos this is about to get sticky
Cleaning that off my keyboard is gonna be tricky!

Now this looks like a job for /b/
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little porn and loli
'Cos my nuts get emptied while on /b/
Now this looks like a job for /b/
So everybody just post loli
If you don’t like fail then post CP
'Cos ill always fap on 4chan /b/!

Little hellions /b/’s feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents caught them fapping to lolrus
They start posting like newfags, its hopeless
'Til we come along on a mission and yell "Bitch!"
We’re visionaries, our vision is scary, could start a revolution
Pollutin' the airwaves as rebels
So let us just revel and bask
In the fact that we got everyone kissing our ass
So when a master, lord of catastrophe
Strolls in asks for a habbo raid alongside /b/
Well go back ‘cos the pool still has aids
Big afro, black suit and funky shades
’Cos inside you there lives a sinner
The centre of attention, we’re back as the winner
It’s interesting, the best thing since meddling
Infesting in your kids brain and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the lulz rise soon as someone mentions /b/
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
Now will you post tits ‘cos I paid, OP?

Now this looks like a job for /b/
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little porn and loli
'Cos my nuts get emptied while on /b/
Now this looks like a job for /b/
So everybody just post loli
If you don’t like fail then post CP
'Cos ill always fap on 4chan /b/!

A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with any newfag who is talking ‘bout shit
Lets go pediatric, you can get your ass kicked
Gonna get V& by the cops, the bastards
And OP, I hope you get a page on ED
You’re a 36 year old bald trap, you cant beat me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let it go it's over, nobody clicked on your rickroll
Now let's go, just give me a signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, my threads are suspenseful
Ever since Bridget turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes man it just seems
Everybody only wants to watch CP
What do you mean its disgusting?
It's not just me, we’re all obscene
But we are the best king of controversy
And we are the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do ??????? so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy!
Hey, there's a concept that works
20 million newfags posters emerge
But no matter how many piss in the sea
Its just a sea of piss in 4chan /b/.

Now this looks like a job for /b/
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little porn and loli
'Cos my nuts get emptied while I’m on /b/
Now this looks like a job for /b/
So everybody just post loli
If you don’t like fail then post CP
'Cos ill always fap on 4chan /b/!

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Hum dee dai la la hum dei dei la la la la la
Candleja